when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
God dammit, Russia. Stop with the dick pics.
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life
has anyone ever wondered if the spell ‘sunshine, daisies, butter mellow/turn this stupid fat rat yellow’ that Ron uses in the first book on the train actually does work, and only failed on Scabbers because he’s not a real rat? food for thought.
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
“hey do you want the rest of my-“